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words-of-emotion:

Good Vibes HERE
I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you.

Friedrich Nietzsche (via holyromanhomo)

casualmalexlfan:

the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.

encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

If you gave me a chance I would take it.

Bring that sweet ass over here.

(Source: finejeeze)

(Source: cringepics)

thatdudeemu:

fullprincessmode:

I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?

The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him

(Source: cuntywest)

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman)

(Source: flirtytwink)

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