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wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

why my grandpa was sent to timeout by my grandma while coloring easter eggs today

Grandpa:
*holds up egg* this is eggsactly the look i was going for
Grandpa:
isnt Easter eggciting? i'm absolutely eggstatic
Grandpa:
you've got to be yolking!
Grandpa:
*drops and breaks an egg* its been almost 50 years since the war but im still shell shocked
Grandpa:
Karen, you should have another kid before your eggs dry up
Karen:
shut up dad
Grandpa:
i'm serious they'll just shrivel up and dye!

pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

jakesjohnson:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

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tastefullyoffensive:

Nope. [mgervais]

nue:

how did i even find this website

bonaventure-:

my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want some pizza rolls i accidentally made 80” 

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(Source: emojinalart)

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